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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Chef Mumbles

In my hair? On my sandwich?

My chef really loves his condiments. Especially mayonnaise. This is what I heard while I was putting on my shoes early this morning on the edge of the bed:

"The mayonnaise isn't working."

"Isn't working for what?"

"It's not working as a hair product."

No, mayonnaise isn't really good for that. Then again, I've heard it can make for some shiny locks.


1 comment:

Jessica Conant-Park said...

I'm laughing so hard right now! This may be the best chef mumble yet!