Tuesday, May 5, 2009
My chef really loves his condiments. Especially mayonnaise. This is what I heard while I was putting on my shoes early this morning on the edge of the bed:
"The mayonnaise isn't working."
"Isn't working for what?"
"It's not working as a hair product."
No, mayonnaise isn't really good for that. Then again, I've heard it can make for some shiny locks.
Labels: chef mumbles