Hilary (wife) and Erik Battes (chef)

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I'm a twenty something chefwife married to a twenty something chef. I set up this blog as a place for wives, girlfriends, significant others, and anyone else stuck to a chef to come together and chirp to each other about how to deal with the nonsense that goes along with being the wife of a chef. I was struggling to live with a ghost of a husband who I never saw.I met two other chef wives that literally saved me. It was with that, that I realized there must be more who need love and support too, right? -Hilary Battes, First Lady Desperate Chefs'Wives
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Chef Mumbles

In my hair? On my sandwich?


My chef really loves his condiments. Especially mayonnaise. This is what I heard while I was putting on my shoes early this morning on the edge of the bed:


"The mayonnaise isn't working."


"Isn't working for what?"


"It's not working as a hair product."


No, mayonnaise isn't really good for that. Then again, I've heard it can make for some shiny locks.


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-Hilary-

1 comments:

Jessica Conant-Park said...

I'm laughing so hard right now! This may be the best chef mumble yet!