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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Chef Mumbles...Only Worse

Talking in your sleep is one thing, but getting up in the middle of the night and changing into work clothes is sickening. Erik! Come on, you need a vacation.

Last night Erik woke up, took off his flannel pants, put on his work pants, then went back to sleep for another three hours. Really? This is getting a little out of hand. He did this once before and actually started to leave the apartment, but that was over 4 years ago. I thought the chef-sleep walking was over.

Jean-Georges, if you're reading this: give my husband a day off. Oh, and I heard you can ice skate. There's a rink on my street, can you cross the Hudson and teach me some cool moves? I really want to learn an axel.



Anonymous said...

HAHA...Yeah Ive done that before...Gotten up then ran to the bus stop cuz i thought i was late...
A day off is definitely needed

Anonymous said...

Ok, that's just funny!

Heather said...

I am so happy to hear that my husband is not the only one doing this. He also barks out orders in his sleep and has even given a full pay review of his sous chef, all while sleeping. It always gets worse this time of year. I have taken to writing down his menu ideas that come out at night, because he doesn't always remember them.