This one is particularly odd as my husband acknowledged he was talking in his sleep, yet continued to mumble about custard. I was laughing so hard the whole time, my stomach hurts. Have a read:
"I know this is going to be ridiculous.... The custards haven't set. We have to make a new batch."
"How do you make custard?"
"You need eggs."
"How many?"
"Read the recipe."
"I don't have a recipe, can't you just teach me?"
"I'm not here to teach you; make more custard." (He's tough!)
"Can't we just put the custard in the freezer to set?"
"That might work. This is ridiculous. I'm in the bed!"
Erik was recently fitted for a CPAP ("see-pap") machine to help him sleep at night since he has sleep apnea. However, he hasn't quite gotten used to the breathing machine and until he does these mumbles are going to continue.
Food is Love,
Hilary
This blog is a place for wives, girlfriends, significant others, and anyone else stuck to a chef to come together and chirp to each other about how to deal with the nonsense that goes along with being the wife of a chef. I was struggling to live with a ghost of a husband who I never saw until I met two other chefs' wives that saved me. It was then that I realized there must be more who need love and support too, right? Hilary, First Lady Desperate Chefs'Wives instagram @hilarya25
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2 comments:
I love the chef mumbles. They're so funny!
I don't want the CPAP to work! I don't want the Chef Mumbles to go away!!! :)
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